Sunday, November 14, 2010

Pacquiao vs. Margarito, head-to-head

KNOCKOUTS
Pacquiao - 38
Margarito - 25
Advantage: Pacquiao

PUNCH POWER
Advantage: Even, leaning towards Margarito

SPEED
Advantage: Pacquiao, by a mile

QUALITY OPPONENTS FACED
Pacquiao: de la Hoya, Cotto, Morales, Barrera, Marquez
Margarito: Williams, Mosley, Martinez
Advantage: Pacquiao

WINS OVER COMMON OPPONENTS
(Clottey; Cotto)
Pacquiao: UD; TKO round 12
Margarito: UD; TKO round 11
Advantage: Even

ENDORSERS
Pacquiao: Nike, "aybupropen parasetamol Alaxan ep-ar," McDonald's, Xtreme Magic Sing, PLDT, San Miguel Beer, etc.
Margarito: LOL NONE
Advantage: Pacquiao

NICKNAME ORIGINALITY-COOLNESS SCORE
Pacquiao: "Pacman"
Margarito: "The Tijuana Tornado"
Advantage: None

SINGING ABILITIES
Advantage: None

HAILED AS...
Pacquiao: Arguably the greatest boxer in the history of the sport
Advantage: Pacquiao

BEARD LENGTH
Advantage: Margarito, by a mile

WIFE
Pacquiao: Jinkee


Margarito: Michelle
Advantage: David Beckham


CATCH PHRASE
Pacquiao: "You know?"
Margarito: "I didn't know!"
Advantage: Margarito

Add the tally up and input the results in my program, which translates the results to...

1st-2nd round:
Feeling out process. Pacquiao gets the better of Margo through his speed and adaptability, and Margarito can't land any significant hits.

3rd-5th round:
Margarito finds the pace and range and begins to lure Pacquiao into his powerful body shots. Pacquiao stupidly tests Margy's strengths like he did with Cotto and Clottey, which results in him cringing for a few seconds to those body shots. Pacmehn starts to lose his game plan and decides to bang with him.

5th-9th round:
Coach Roach tells Pacman to stick to the plan, and MP agrees. Pacman gets back his flow and picks his shots, moving with silky smooth fluidity you'd think he'd Vaselined his entire body.

10th-12th round:
Pacman tries to pretend he's not tired. Starts to regret his sucky training camp and wished he put more time in. Margarito, sensing weakness, goes for the kill, but P-dude ain't giving up just yet. Margarito swings at Pacquiao, who is now just  running at pure heart alone. Exciting final seconds closes the championship rounds.

Judges declare it... A DRAW, LEADING TO AN UNPRECEDENTED 30 SECOND SUDDEN DEATH MATCH

13th round:
PMeister charges for his special move: The Manila Ice mark III. Margo charges with his Tijuana Tornado X2000. In one final blow, the spirit of all the Philippines and the tenacity of Mexican blood clash in the center of the ring, from which the entire Cowboys Stadium explodes. And when the dust clears, only one man is seen standing...

Manny Pacquiao by Doctor Stoppage RD13


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