KNOCKOUTS
Pacquiao - 38
Margarito - 25
Advantage: Pacquiao
PUNCH POWER
Advantage: Even, leaning towards Margarito
SPEED
Advantage: Pacquiao, by a mile
QUALITY OPPONENTS FACED
Pacquiao: de la Hoya, Cotto, Morales, Barrera, Marquez
Margarito: Williams, Mosley, Martinez
Advantage: Pacquiao
WINS OVER COMMON OPPONENTS
(Clottey; Cotto)
Pacquiao: UD; TKO round 12
Margarito: UD; TKO round 11
Advantage: Even
ENDORSERS
Pacquiao: Nike, "aybupropen parasetamol Alaxan ep-ar," McDonald's, Xtreme Magic Sing, PLDT, San Miguel Beer, etc.
Margarito: LOL NONE
Advantage: Pacquiao
NICKNAME ORIGINALITY-COOLNESS SCORE
Pacquiao: "Pacman"
Margarito: "The Tijuana Tornado"
Advantage: None
SINGING ABILITIES
Advantage: None
HAILED AS...
Pacquiao: Arguably the greatest boxer in the history of the sport
Margarito: "hand-wraps controversy guy"
Advantage: Pacquiao
BEARD LENGTH
Advantage: Margarito, by a mile
WIFE
Pacquiao: Jinkee
Margarito: Michelle
Advantage: David Beckham
CATCH PHRASE
Pacquiao: "You know?"
Margarito: "I didn't know!"
Advantage: Margarito
Add the tally up and input the results in my program, which translates the results to...
1st-2nd round:
Feeling out process. Pacquiao gets the better of Margo through his speed and adaptability, and Margarito can't land any significant hits.
3rd-5th round:
Margarito finds the pace and range and begins to lure Pacquiao into his powerful body shots. Pacquiao stupidly tests Margy's strengths like he did with Cotto and Clottey, which results in him cringing for a few seconds to those body shots. Pacmehn starts to lose his game plan and decides to bang with him.
5th-9th round:
Coach Roach tells Pacman to stick to the plan, and MP agrees. Pacman gets back his flow and picks his shots, moving with silky smooth fluidity you'd think he'd Vaselined his entire body.
10th-12th round:
Pacman tries to pretend he's not tired. Starts to regret his sucky training camp and wished he put more time in. Margarito, sensing weakness, goes for the kill, but P-dude ain't giving up just yet. Margarito swings at Pacquiao, who is now just running at pure heart alone. Exciting final seconds closes the championship rounds.
Judges declare it... A DRAW, LEADING TO AN UNPRECEDENTED 30 SECOND SUDDEN DEATH MATCH
13th round:
PMeister charges for his special move: The Manila Ice mark III. Margo charges with his Tijuana Tornado X2000. In one final blow, the spirit of all the Philippines and the tenacity of Mexican blood clash in the center of the ring, from which the entire Cowboys Stadium explodes. And when the dust clears, only one man is seen standing...
Manny Pacquiao by Doctor Stoppage RD13
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